A servant enters in the room and his master whispers to his friend, "This is the dumbest servant in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
That man puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the servant over and asks, "Which do you want?"
The servant takes the quarters and leaves the room.
"What did I tell you?" said the man. "That servant never learns!"
Later, when the friend leaves, he sees the same boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, wait! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"
The servant licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
Dumbest servant
