A servant enters in the room and his master whispers to his friend, "This is the dumbest servant in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
That man puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the servant over and asks, "Which do you want?"
The servant takes the quarters and leaves the room.
"What did I tell you?" said the man. "That servant never learns!"
Later, when the friend leaves, he sees the same boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, wait! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"
The servant licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
Dumbest servant
10 Signs : You are an Internet Geek
10. Instead of calling you, your spouse sends e-mail to dinner tonight.
9. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
8. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "One Pizza"
I saw your thumb in my soup !
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's ok. The soup isn't hot.
I hate to see old ladies standing.
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you ill?" he asked.
"No, I'm ok. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
This is the only way to marry your daughter!
Mr. Lincon : So Steve, you want to become my son-in-law ?
Steve : Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!
Do you want to hear a dirty joke ?
Santa: Do you want to hear a dirty joke ?
Banta: Ok.
Santa: A white horse fell in the mud.
