Husband & wife are like liver and kidney !

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

That's ok, but who will marry us !!

Girl : Now it is the time, we should marry.

Boy : That's ok, but who will marry us !!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away !

A Doctor and A Fool loved same girl.

Fool started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked : WHY ??

Fool : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!